[haparks]

:cop: WELL --HOW MANY TIMES DO U HAVE TO RUN OVER A WATER MOCCASAN

TILL ITS DEAD-- OR ALMOST DEAD--THE ANSWER IS 5 TIMES --NO MATTER

HOW FAST I WENT ON EACH PASS--- IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSABLE TO

SKIDD THOSE TIRES TO KILL THAT MOCCASIN --IT WAS IN MY SUBDIVISION

THIS AFTER NOON---I PICKED MY BOY UP FROM MY WIFES WORK--WE WERE

ALMOST TO OUR HOUSE --AND I SEE WHAT I THINK IS A DEAD SNAKE--BUT

AS I SLOW AND PASS--OH MY IT A BIGGUN--A MEANAN--SO I SAY TO MY

BOY --HE IS 6--ITS A BAD SNAKE WE GOTTA KILL IT--SO NO DOG OR LIL KID

GOES TO THE HOSPITAL-- CUZ HE CAN HURT U BAD--HE IS CALLED A WATER

MOCCASAN--I RAN OVER-- AND RAN OVER-- AND RAN OVER THAT SNAKE --

TURNING AROUND EACH TIME-- AND GOING A LITTLE FASTER-- TRYING TO

SKIDD OVER HIM--I GOT 3/4 OF HIM AND HE WAS STILL MAD BUT WAS GOING

NO WHERE--AT 3.5 DOLLARS A GALLON-- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GO

BROKE BEFOR I KILLED HIM--SO I PULLED UP NEXT TO THE SNAKE-- SO MY

BOY COULD GET A FIRST HAND LOOK AT THE DIAMOND SHAPED HEAD-- FROM

INSIDE THE CAR --AND EXPLAINED THIS IS HOW U TELL A GOOD SNAKE FROM

A BAD SNAKE--AND WE LEFT HIM TO DIE WHICH HE SHIRLY WOULD--MY

DAUGHTER GOT OFF THE BUS --SAYING HOW HER BUS DRIVER JUST RAN

OVER A SNAKE AND KILLED IT --MY BOY QUIKLEY SET HER STRAIT LOL--PS

SORRY FOR THE CAPS

 

[haparks]

im really sorry for the cap locks i know it was a cardnal sin but i was half way through befor i realized i hope im forgiven

 

[mastercylinder60]

we'll let the cap locks slide this time. now, about killing the snake .... :slimer: :rotfl:

 

[TXShooter]

Cool story. I'm with you on the anti-lock brakes, I'm old school and know I could handle a vehicle correctly if it would let me.

 

[haparks]

ur right

ya its hell tryin to kill a bad snake with a car with anti lock brakes

Cool story. I'm with you on the anti-lock brakes, I'm old school and know I could handle a vehicle correctly if it would let me.

 

[haparks]

please help me say

help me pronounce ur desciption of urself-- under ur handle---existanalist --what?????????-remember i work hard at being country--lol;

we'll let the cap locks slide this time. now, about killing the snake .... :slimer: :rotfl:

 

[GoFaster]

i did the same thing, but he crawled away. hopefully he died later

 

[RC's Mom]

Too funny, glad you got him.

 

[TxDuSlayer]

I always like to roll the tire over them and sit there and watch while they try to strike at the side walls of the tire until they die!

 

[haparks]

ur braver than i --i believe bad snakes must die

I always like to roll the tire over them and sit there and watch while they try to strike at the side walls of the tire until they die!