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One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!â€
“Bobby gave it to me,†Bubba replied.
“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?â€
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’ So I took the truck!â€
“You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes wouIda never fit you.â€
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!â€
“Bobby gave it to me,†Bubba replied.
“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?â€
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Bobby pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’ So I took the truck!â€
“You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes wouIda never fit you.â€