[Livininlogs]

I came home Saturday night. my wife was already in bed. I went upstairs to give her a kiss and she was still in her shorts and shirt. I told her to get her shorts off and get comfy then went and got my shower. While I was in the shower my middle girl came up with her hubby and little girl to go to bed. I got in bed then cuddled up. Lights were out and wifey was still in her clothes. I got up close and thought I was quiet and I said babe take those shorts off so you'll be more comfortable (you see where this is going huh. Well daughter and her hubby heard the get your shorts off but they didn't here the get more comfortable part. daughter told us the next day both of them just quit breathing. Well my wife half way woke up at this time (whe was wore out from all the company). there was a small pillow on her legs. She grabbed it and flung it off the bed. Both daughter and SIL saw something fly across the room. They pulled the covers over their and put pillows over their head. My SIL told me the next day if the bed would have made one sound he would had bailed...LOL. Durn if I had only known I would have bounced that bed off the floor just to see what would have happened.

 

[Stumpgrinder]

I love it , fantastic.

 

[En Fuego]

OK now THATS funny!!!

 

[bigdaddyriverrat]

too funny.

 

[Rob The Rude]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FISHNNUTT]

LMOA !!!!

Now I have to clean coffee off the screen and keyboard !!!!!!

 

[Mrs Backlasher]

A good sense of humor has seen many of us through a lot of life's storms. Great story!

 

[Livininlogs]

come on yall I know there are more good stories out there lets here them

 

[cfred]

Okay, here's mine. We were grilling as the storm is rolling through, and we're on the upstairs balcony of my brother's townhome downtown. When we're done we go to pull the grill inside to prevent it from blowing away and we make this big mess on the floor of the balcony. So, in the driving wind and rain, we decide we need to WASH his balcony! Did I mention we'd been drinking????? A LOT! So now my brother is downstairs trying to throw me the hose up to the second floor. He has this fire hose nozzle on the end of the hose that weighs like 6 lbs. , at least it seemed like it at the time. Well in his inebriated state, he doesn't realize that he's not giving himself enough slack for the hose to make it all the way up to me. So this 6lb. fire hose nozzle is banging up against the side of his metal townhome and making god awful amounts of noise, don't forget, pouring rain, howling wind, and histarical laughter coming from those of us on the balcony. Eventually the hose crash lands onto the balcony and we spend probably twenty minutes cleaning off the balcony, in a freaking hurricane! It did look good by the time we got done though.........

 

[Bily Lovec]

shear greatness

 

[Livininlogs]

Okay, here's mine. We were grilling as the storm is rolling through, and we're on the upstairs balcony of my brother's townhome downtown. When we're done we go to pull the grill inside to prevent it from blowing away and we make this big mess on the floor of the balcony. So, in the driving wind and rain, we decide we need to WASH his balcony! Did I mention we'd been drinking????? A LOT! So now my brother is downstairs trying to throw me the hose up to the second floor. He has this fire hose nozzle on the end of the hose that weighs like 6 lbs. , at least it seemed like it at the time. Well in his inebriated state, he doesn't realize that he's not giving himself enough slack for the hose to make it all the way up to me. So this 6lb. fire hose nozzle is banging up against the side of his metal townhome and making god awful amounts of noise, don't forget, pouring rain, howling wind, and histarical laughter coming from those of us on the balcony. Eventually the hose crash lands onto the balcony and we spend probably twenty minutes cleaning off the balcony, in a freaking hurricane! It did look good by the time we got done though.........

This could have won the Ike photo contest if you had some pics....LOL