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Saw this ad on Craigslist - instant classic
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DAY HUNT - DOVE (Austin Area)
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-09-04, 10:53AM CDT
I need a place to "Day Hunt".
Weekday evenings would be fine. Weekends OK.
On the cheap is good.
Close proximity to Austin.
I would definitely prefer a spot where the doves are:
a. prone to heart attacks when shot at
b. enjoy sitting in trees close to hunters
c. are exceptionally large
d. fly exceptionally slow
e. already cleaned and ready to be placed on the grill
f. attracted to large coolers and empty beer cans
g. all of the above
Finder may receive a "bonus prize" and also a "guided one day hunt" (this includes: shooting tips, bird cleaning tips, beer drinking tips, general advice about life. You'll also get to enjoy countless stories of my youth and past adventures.) This is a priceless package that you'll remember forever.
Please forward the name and number of someone I can contact to find a "dove hunting day lease" in the Austin area.
Your efforts are truly appreciated.
And IF you're from Nigeria............the answer is YES, I WILL transfer money into the country for you. YEEEHAAAWW. I'm rreeeootttcchhh! Send me the check and I'll empty my account and send you what I have............after I get through tracking you down like a dog and sighting in my 12 gauge on your hind end. Don't even think about it.
Thank you, have a wonderful day
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DAY HUNT - DOVE (Austin Area)
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-09-04, 10:53AM CDT
I need a place to "Day Hunt".
Weekday evenings would be fine. Weekends OK.
On the cheap is good.
Close proximity to Austin.
I would definitely prefer a spot where the doves are:
a. prone to heart attacks when shot at
b. enjoy sitting in trees close to hunters
c. are exceptionally large
d. fly exceptionally slow
e. already cleaned and ready to be placed on the grill
f. attracted to large coolers and empty beer cans
g. all of the above
Finder may receive a "bonus prize" and also a "guided one day hunt" (this includes: shooting tips, bird cleaning tips, beer drinking tips, general advice about life. You'll also get to enjoy countless stories of my youth and past adventures.) This is a priceless package that you'll remember forever.
Please forward the name and number of someone I can contact to find a "dove hunting day lease" in the Austin area.
Your efforts are truly appreciated.
And IF you're from Nigeria............the answer is YES, I WILL transfer money into the country for you. YEEEHAAAWW. I'm rreeeootttcchhh! Send me the check and I'll empty my account and send you what I have............after I get through tracking you down like a dog and sighting in my 12 gauge on your hind end. Don't even think about it.
Thank you, have a wonderful day
