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Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed thata deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is."The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."."The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the nerve to pull the
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I wonder why everyone picks on lawyers? I saw mine coming down the street the other day and he had his hands in his own pockets. If you found 2,465 lawyers chained together at the bottom of Corpus Christi bay you could call it a good start. In my lifetime I have had to hire different lawyers about 6 times for some civil matters and everytime I wished they all had been one of the 2,465 at the bottom of the bay.
 

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You have only had to deal with lawyers 6 times? Gotta call you lucky and is 2,465 really a good start? Good story and a lot of variations, LOL.
 

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TexaKan said:
I wonder why everyone picks on lawyers? I saw mine coming down the street the other day and he had his hands in his own pockets. If you found 2,465 lawyers chained together at the bottom of Corpus Christi bay you could call it a good start. In my lifetime I have had to hire different lawyers about 6 times for some civil matters and everytime I wished they all had been one of the 2,465 at the bottom of the bay.
thats why I like mine being one of my good friends.. Just press #2 on my cell and it goes right to his cell
 
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