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You gotta love this one even if you never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite.

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 you are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 you are cleared to land westbound on runway 9L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9L. Allah is great."

Pause......

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER. ATLANTA TOWER."

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah 'hey' for us."
 

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You gotta love this one even if you never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite.

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 you are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 you are cleared to land westbound on runway 9L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9L. Allah is great."

Pause......

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER. ATLANTA TOWER."

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah 'hey' for us."
Here, I fixed it for you. 9L and 9R are parallel runways, the opposite would be 27L and 27R. 9R and 27L would put opposing planes on a collision course.

You gotta love this one even if you never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite.

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 you are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 you are cleared to land on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. Allah is great."

Pause......

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER. ATLANTA TOWER."

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah 'hey' for us.
 
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