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And my apologies to WVAMEDIC for going off topic in his, but actually Sketch and Fishman started it.

Probably everyone already knows this one, but let's see...


As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks.
Each sack had seven cats.
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
 

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JIM_D is our winner!

Congratulations JIM_D! :birthday2

And if you're ever going to St. Ives, see if you can rustle up a few of those wives sans those obnoxious kitties!
 

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And what may I ask, is wrong with Kitties. Can't be anymore obnoxious than that stupid poodle that lives Next Door.
 

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Nothing at all!

I love pets that ignore you most of the time, dig their claws into you at the slightest provocation, prey on songbirds in the yard, run around the neighborhood impregnating everything in sight, and make the house smell like ammonia. They're great!

 

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