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IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT
From The Desk of : Dr Alex Ugochukwup
Managing Director Gulf Bank Of
Nigeria Plc
email;[email protected]
+234805411317
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT

We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the inconveniences
and inflict that we might have indulge you through. However, we were
having
some minor problems with our payment system, which is inexplicable, and
have held us stranded and indolent, not having the aspiration to devote
our 100% assiduity in accrediting foreign contract Payments. We
apologies once again.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
British Government, your name and Company was discovered as next on the
list of the Outstanding contractors who have not yet received their
payments. I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square
whole and can be voguish for that your payment is being processed and
will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also
notethat from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is

$20 million (Twenty million United States Dollars)

Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:
1) your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address:
4) Profession, age and marital status.

As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to
you in a certified bank draft or wired to your nominated bank account
directly from Gulf Bank Of Nigeria Plc.
Thanks for your good understanding, hope to have your response shorty.
YOURS SINCERELY,
Dr Alex Ugochukwup


You'd think that they would at least learn to spell! :D



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I always respond in this kind of way:



Your apology is totally unacceptable. I have been anticipating this money for quite some time now. Please send it all to me ASAP in denominations of $20-100 US dollar bills. As soon as I get my money that you owe me, I will tell them not to launch the twenty cruise missiles that are currently marked for your country!:)



Sometimes they respond back and sometimes they don't.
 

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scwine said:
I always respond in this kind of way:

Your apology is totally unacceptable. I have been anticipating this money for quite some time now. Please send it all to me ASAP in denominations of $20-100 US dollar bills. As soon as I get my money that you owe me, I will tell them not to launch the twenty cruise missiles that are currently marked for your country!:)

Sometimes they respond back and sometimes they don't.
That's a wise man LOL
 

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Scam, what scam?

I don't know what you are worried about, I got my check last week. Now I need help spending my $12,346,421.07......What in the world makes you think this may be a scam?

Oh you of little faith!
 

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They sent mine by sea. It drifted up on the beach :D
 

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A local put down is "the reason you're in Nigeria is because the slave traders looked at your ancestors and said this will never do."
 

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TomCat said:
A local put down is "the reason you're in Nigeria is because the slave traders looked at your ancestors and said this will never do."
OUCH!!!!!
 

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I'll give you a hand Ron. Just let me know when and where!!! :cheers:

RonE said:
I don't know what you are worried about, I got my check last week. Now I need help spending my $12,346,421.07......What in the world makes you think this may be a scam?

Oh you of little faith!
 
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