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Has anyone else heard about this clairvoyant "Ms. Goodchild" and her prediction of an alien space craft appearing on Oct. 14th? Do a google search. I've got my camera charged up and my 300 win mag. loaded. I'm getting me one of those little green or grey guys. I think one would make a good mount, if nothing else a good conversation piece hanging over the fire place.

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Wow only 7 more days. Apparently the ship is supposed to be over 2000 miles wide.
I cant wait.

Does anyone have some specs on the foil hat. Is there a certain thickness of foil i need to use a certain shape it needs to be? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
 

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please catch and release , be careful these lil guys dont get the draw on ya first, they might capture you and take you off to be probed or sumthing ? woowee 2000 miles wide? maybe they are special forces coming to clean all this sh*#@ off the streets of galveston !
 

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TANKFXR: You need to PM Gary he has all the specs for the hats.

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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control


Quick Instructions For Building An AFDB

1 Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)

2 Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.

3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line.

4 Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.

5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly.

6 Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.

These instructive diagrams are also available in an easy-to-print PDF format for non-comercial use by concerned educators and paranoid bill posters.​
7 Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.

A Note About The Shiny Side:

It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.

Foil Thickness:

How thick is your aluminum foil? Find out using the ZPi Aluminum Foil Thickness Calculator (pops up into separate window, requires Javascript). If you do not have Javascript, use this formula (with grams and centimeters):

((mass / 2.702) / (width * length)) * 10000 = thickness in microns
If your foil is less than 16 microns, increase the number of layers used in construction.

Optional:

You may augment your AFDB with random bits of foil, wire, small electronic parts, etc..

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

Tips:

  • Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes.
  • Painting your AFDB won't degrade its abilities, so you can be mentally safe AND color-coordinated too! (However, see Corrosion in the maintenance section for important note about latex paint.)
  • "Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB since they have gaps inbetween the cans. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB.
 

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Thank you so much now i will feel much more secure. I was just worried that my design would not be adequate for the proper protection that i would need from a 2000 mile wide ship with that many ET's on it. Dont think i have anything to fear now.
 

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and all this time I thought Hope and Change was coming in November LMAO!~!!
 

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Shooter said:
Has anyone else heard about this clairvoyant "Ms. Goodchild" and her prediction of an alien space craft appearing on Oct. 14th? Do a google search. I've got my camera charged up and my 300 win mag. loaded. I'm getting me one of those little green or grey guys. I think one would make a good mount, if nothing else a good conversation piece hanging over the fire place.

Shooter
I searched TPW, and couldn't find bag limits or size restrictions, perhaps because they come from "Federal" space they're under NMFS regs? I guess that'd would mean they're out of season.
 
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