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Sense you started it:

How do you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


How do you know when Michael Jackson has a date ?


There's a bigwheel parked in his driveway


sorry

 

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Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds ?


because there's 20 of them blah blah

 

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this one is really bad:

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?







He ate a nine year old wiener!