Michael Jackson had to sell Neverland Ranch. He doesn't want anything over 13 years old.
Guy walks into the bar and the bartender says "hey, jacka**", a fellow at the bar says "you gonna let him talk to you like that?" The other dude says "heee hhhaaaawlways calls me that"
It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
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