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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

Mace will do that to you.


SM :tongue:

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That's awful.........Very funny but awful........

Let's see somemore....

Dr. Krol
Sense you started it:

How do you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house ?

When the big hand touches the little hand :)

How do you know when Michael Jackson has a date ?

There's a bigwheel parked in his driveway :)

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If you don't laugh at those nothing will make you laugh!!
Im a big fan of tasteless jokes - but ya'll please don't get out of control ;)
LMAO!! I've got one for you folks, more corny than tasteless, but what the hell I'll put it out there......

What's a pirate's favorite restraunt?


Oh yeah, I got more where that came from....lol
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Mike Tyson's face tattoo looks mysteriously like the pattern on the bottom of Chuck Norris' boot.
Chuck Norris is not scared of the dark.....the dark is scared of Chuck Norris!!
the other day I was walking down the street and I passed a pirate with a steering wheel in the front of his pants

so I asked why he had a steering wheel in the front of his pants

he said "arrrrrrrrgh, it's drivin me nuts"
Michael Jackson had to sell Neverland Ranch. He doesn't want anything over 13 years old.

Guy walks into the bar and the bartender says "hey, jacka**", a fellow at the bar says "you gonna let him talk to you like that?" The other dude says "heee hhhaaaawlways calls me that"
LMAO....This has the potential to either be a really great thread or a extremely bad one.:)

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds ?

because there's 20 of them blah blah
My God,

What have I started?

SM.... BWA!

does Michael Jackson and target have in common

both have little boys underware 50% off
It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
this one is really bad:

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a nine year old wiener!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson had to quite the Boy Scouts

Yeah, he was up to two packs a day!
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