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Sense you started it:

How do you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jackson's house ?

When the big hand touches the little hand :)


How do you know when Michael Jackson has a date ?


There's a bigwheel parked in his driveway :)


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LMAO!! I've got one for you folks, more corny than tasteless, but what the hell I'll put it out there......

What's a pirate's favorite restraunt?







Arrrrrrrrrrby's!!!!

Oh yeah, I got more where that came from....lol
 

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the other day I was walking down the street and I passed a pirate with a steering wheel in the front of his pants

so I asked why he had a steering wheel in the front of his pants

he said "arrrrrrrrgh, it's drivin me nuts"
 

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Michael Jackson had to sell Neverland Ranch. He doesn't want anything over 13 years old.

Guy walks into the bar and the bartender says "hey, jacka**", a fellow at the bar says "you gonna let him talk to you like that?" The other dude says "heee hhhaaaawlways calls me that"
 

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LMAO....This has the potential to either be a really great thread or a extremely bad one.:)



A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"
 

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It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!
 

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this one is really bad:

Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?







He ate a nine year old wiener!
 

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Did you hear that Michael Jackson had to quite the Boy Scouts






Yeah, he was up to two packs a day!
 
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