Let's have a little fun on the lighter side of the deer lease. I think we all have beat that lease rule thread to death. Keep it clean, but let's hear some pranks that have been put on you or you gave to someone else!!!
I remember reading some of these last year and they were hilarious!!!!
Remember the old wind up alarm clocks with the bells on top? Remove the bells and put a rattlesnake rattle on the ringer part and set the alarm to go off under a persons bed. Works best if you can time it to go off right after their real alarm clock does. Gives me the "hee-bee-jee-bees" even when I know what it is.
Slapping someone's leg with a stick and yelling "Snake!!!" We had a guy who was too scared to walk to his stand, so I put a sign "Designated Parking For ****ies", where he parked his truck next to the blind. If someone screwed up and shot a young buck, cut off a does mammories, and put them in it's mouth. Hand in warm water while sleeping. Fake snakes in the deer blind. Setting off a hog call while someone was doing their business in the brush. Buck's hocks in a deer blind. I could go on forever, just need to remember them all. Cruel, and some of them just stupid, but most happened when I was a lot younger.
taping tin-foil on the windows after a buddy has too much to drink and stopping his alarm clock( wakes up about 9 or 10 am).
one of those pull-bang fire-work thingys on the blind door.
Its kinda mean but we convinced a 4 yr old little boy that there was this monster on the deer lease called the 'wooly booger' well so we told him had to carry this stick to beat the wolly booger if he came out well we threw his stick off the porch and told him he better go get it. well someone was hiding under the porch and pulled him under when he jumped down. you shoulda seen the look on his face. it was proceless i thought he was gonna pee he was scared of the dam wolly booger forever after that
We stopped at a truck stop before and got some "age appropriate distasteful magazines" but the ones that you would have no interest in reading and would make you gag. Think plump etc. We put them in the stands of two of our buddies the night before they got in the stand.. Knowing that they would end up looking at all the wonderful pictures, and read all the articles.. I guess it is all fun and games, saw one of the pages taped to my feeder with my binoculars, days later...
And of course taking kids snipe hunting, handing them a bag in the dark and telling them to beat the bag and the bird will just run and jump in it..
one time some guys put a halloween head (that kind thats motion detection type) when the guy opened the door the eyes would light up bright red and it would scream loud like a women. we hid in the woods a couple hundred yards from the guy. i couldn't tell which was which the guy, he sreamed just like a women still laugh about that till this day lol
One day we had a Rattler at the cabin in Junction--Killed it and Put it on top of the Corner Shower at the top--scared the Bjesus out of a couple Hung Over Guy's in the morning!
One of the Guy's wears glasses--took a shower and put on his glasses afterward and about Killed His self gettin' out of that Bath room! We laughed so hard my Fat hurt!
back in the "old days" we hunted a place, as the owners guests, that had hunters from "up north" come down every year. It was a 20,000ac place, so there were usually a "few" deer killed each time we were in camp. since they were paying guests, and we were friends with the owner, my grandad and I would help out or do all of the chores. well most of these guys would show up after the evening hunt, with a deer that had just been shot, and needed to be gutted. we had no problem with that, as we both enjoyed cleaning game. the "prank" is that most of these guys had never gutted an animal, and weren't from south texas. My grandad would tell them that the "inner" tenderloins would stink up the carcass if they werent promptly removed and discarded. The hunters would ask us to "hurry" up and get those "stink glands" out of their deer. Boy, did my family sure eat a lot of prime venison and pork "inner" tenderloins.
Once when I was a kid hunting with some of my dad's business associates, we were driving around the ranch and they said "there's a biggun son!" I finally found it through the scope and when I shot all you could see was a big white cloud of plaster as the bullet tore through the neck of the shoulder mount they had nailed up behind some brush.
They couldn't use that mount anymore after that, it was toast.
On opening weekend my family (only the guys) go to our family place for alot of beer drinkin and a little huntin. Every year when our old men go to sleep we try to pull some kinda prank on them. Last year when they went to sleep we moved one of my uncles stands into the woods and replaced it with an old porta potty. We even gave it a custom paint job. Needless to say he was a little suprised when he went to hunt that morning.
one of the guys saw a really nice deer one evening & told every body about it; so another guy decided that he would go over there & hunt this deer. we went to the blind after he went to sleep nailed the door shut; he went the next day could not get in. he got real mad.
Hunting between Livingston and Woodville our lease is right past the Alabama Coushatta Indian Reservation,for years,when my boys were younger,we had them believing that there was an "old indian woman" that prowled the woods taking young boys at night.My buddy Johnny had them terrified of this old woman that had leaves in her hair,a filthy body,dirty teeth,hair under her arms and smelled like a billy goat.Needless to say they wouldnt get too far away from the fire at night.Boy we had alot of fun with that one...................
Hunting between Livingston and Woodville our lease is right past the Alabama Coushatta Indian Reservation,for years,when my boys were younger,we had them believing that there was an "old indian woman" that prowled the woods taking young boys at night.My buddy Johnny had them terrified of this old woman that had leaves in her hair,a filthy body,dirty teeth,hair under her arms and smelled like a billy goat.Needless to say they wouldnt get too far away from the fire at night.Boy we had alot of fun with that one...................
A buddy of mine trapped a racoon and had it mounted. The next deer season, Tacked the mounted **** to the inside of his uncles blind door. Needles to say his tried to shoot it.
This one gets em' everytime even after you know it's there and has made you jump out of your skin allready. Go to Petsmart or your local supplier of cat toys and get the rabbit fur mouse with the pink plastic nose (you do need cabinets at the camphouse for this one). 1. Tie monofilament to the nose of the rat. 2. Place the rat in the cup/glass cabinet. 3. You take a piece of tape and tape the other end of the mono to the inside of the cabinet door 4. You must adjust the length of mono to the proper length so when the door is opened the "rat" comes "jumping" out at the unexpecting victim. Leave the rat there and it will get them/you again and again.
We had a couple of brothers on our lease that took it up a notch. One went to sleep and the other painter his finger nails red and put makeup on him. he was drunk of course and didn't know it so the next morning he showed up at the breakfast table with painted face and nails lol. boy there was trouble in camp that morning lol.
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