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Jesus and the Democrat‏

A
Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the
Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a
Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat
down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced acros s the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the
Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."


The third patron to come into the
restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and
hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller
Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over
there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.


As Jesus got up to leave, he passed
by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a
series of back flips out the door.


Then Jesus walked
towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm
collecting disability."
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